mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

(via awkwardbabypenguin)

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi, via awkwardbabypenguin)

thepartyponies:

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

"Hail Hydra"

(via godtissumbrella)

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

(Source: patheticforever, via godtissumbrella)

easilyhumored:

Life of

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609…

Now available on DVD

(via awkwardbabypenguin)

Jimmy Kimmel asks kids “do you know any naughty words” (x)

(Source: chickenuqqet, via awkwardbabypenguin)

thelifeandtimesofdestiel:

dreadlocmamaa:

oh
my
fucking
god

Wasn’t Char here in the vlogs?

(Source: stuff-that-irks-me, via godtissumbrella)

xxladybugdisney:

thisismyattemptatbeingoriginal:

As much as I enjoy the movie Frozen, stop saying it’s the only movie that teaches girls they don’t need a man to save them. RAPUNZEL FUCKING SAVES FLYNN AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WITH A FRYING PAN.  MERIDA WAS ALL “FUCK YOU I’M 15 AND I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED. “ MULAN SAVED THE FUCK OUT OF CHINA, SHE SAVED A FUCKING COUNTRY. So, would you politely shut the fuck up and stop.

THANK YOU.

(via godtissumbrella)

khansfringe:

acciothenoseofvoldemort:

thedinosaurprince:

my dash did a thing

ow

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW SO THAT I DON’T CRY

khansfringe:

acciothenoseofvoldemort:

thedinosaurprince:

my dash did a thing

ow

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW SO THAT I DON’T CRY

(via yelloweyeddetectiveinatardis)

Anonymous asked: Are you gay bi of straight?

contraception:

yes i am the legendary Gay Bi of Straight, here to reclaim the land that is rightfully my family’s from the allies

chujo-hime:

#captain show off

Tags: got

dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

(via lucythelesbian)