maddetectivewithabox:

asriels:

petition to send rowan atkinson as mr bean as the uk’s eurovision entry next year

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beccxter:

Priorities, Marius.

beccxter:

Priorities, Marius.

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Tags: les mis

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

(Source: sandpit-life, via thewaywardqueen)

derpycats:

I was trying to take a cute picture with Catsby, but he fell asleep…

derpycats:

I was trying to take a cute picture with Catsby, but he fell asleep…

peircethebvbjackie:

•BISEXUALITY IS NOT A PHASE

•FEMINISM IS NOT ABOUT BEING BETTER THAN MEN

•RAPE IS NOT ENJOYABLE

•SEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE

•ANXIETY IS NOT “CUTE”

•EATING DISORDERS ARE NOT A BODY TYPE

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rotomangler:

onlylolgifs:

Computer simulations that teach themselves to walk.

Awesome

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ghostruto:

wii-sport:

What does this say

"Parental unit of the female persuasion, outside of our home as a man who sells iced desserts. Will you lend me some of the local currency""No, as we have chocolate iced desserts in our refrigeration and freezing unit that you can consume instead" 

ghostruto:

wii-sport:

What does this say

"Parental unit of the female persuasion, outside of our home as a man who sells iced desserts. Will you lend me some of the local currency"

"No, as we have chocolate iced desserts in our refrigeration and freezing unit that you can consume instead" 

(Source: bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh, via letmeloveeverything)

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

maliciaous:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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WHAT THE HELL

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theheartofachiefsoulofadragon:

monobeartheater:

chief-blue-meanie:

chief-blue-meanie:

“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.

She is not happy.” 

I’ve given up trying to make them normal.

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ok and now there’s another one

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i didnt know the beatles could become so many words

Eh seatbelt

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dietcokejoke200739:

feministsongs:

Angel Haze - Same Love

’ll burn in hell or probably die of AIDS”

Pansexual rapper exchanges Mackelmore’s no-homo lyrics for a freestyle about her experience as a member of the LGBTQIA+ community.

(via strongsexycat)

Tags: lgbt pride lgbt+